every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
The pivotal moment in my life was when I decided to stop wearing bras.
nobody’s gonna fuck w/ my garden
Chillin with my gnomies
“i honestly don’t remember doing that”